About Me

I'm a 36-year-old former teacher turned "homemaker." I use that term VERY loosely. Basically, that means I have kids and I don't work outside of the home. I can assure you that my home is rarely "made." I don't do much in the home making department, but I do manage to feed and clothe my kids each day (well, except the days that I don't...clothe them, that is). I have a wonderfully kind and sweet husband (he's pretty hot too), who supports me staying home despite my deficiencies in homemaking. We have two beautiful
girls, ages 3 and 20 months. They're smart and funny and loving and wild, and when it comes right down to it, I think they have lovely spirits. Oh yeah, and they drive me insane sometimes.

So, all of this is well and good, but why am I writing a blog called "Simply Flabuloss"? Well, that’s easy, I’m fat, I’m trying to lose weight, and I like to complain about it. You can read every moan and groan in my posts.